{"product_id":"cocktails","title":"Martini Socks","description":"\u003ch2\u003eShaken, Not Stirred — And Worn With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the Cocktails sock — a gloriously sophisticated celebration of the world's most iconic drink. Featuring a stunning array of Martinis in all their elegant, glass-clinking glory, this sock is a wearable tribute to the cocktail hour and everything it represents — style, indulgence, and the art of doing absolutely nothing productively while looking magnificent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut wait — there's more. Look down at the soles and you'll find a message that needs no further explanation. One foot reads \u003cem\u003e\"If you can read this\"\u003c\/em\u003e and the other reads \u003cem\u003e\"Bring me a Martini\"\u003c\/em\u003e. Practical. Direct. Utterly brilliant. Quite possibly the most useful thing ever printed on the bottom of a sock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a Martini devotee, a cocktail enthusiast, or simply someone who believes the world runs better with a well-made drink in hand, the Cocktails sock is the perfect companion for any occasion that calls for a little sophistication — or a large one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElegant Martini print — sophisticated, stylish, and thoroughly cocktail-hour appropriate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious sole message: \"If you can read this\" on one foot, \"Bring me a Martini\" on the other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex adult sizing, perfect for gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, quality construction for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUK Size 7–11 | US Size 8–12 | EU Size 39–46\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA shaken-not-stirred gift for Martini lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever felt that their feet deserved a drink too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Ascot Sock Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56242995659131,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0504\/3378\/6049\/files\/Cocktails_2.jpg?v=1778499839","url":"https:\/\/theascotsockcompany.co.uk\/products\/cocktails","provider":"The Ascot Sock Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}